Caldera - First YLAF CD!!!

Finally came in the mail today! It looks quite awesome for being a free copy to me and about $6 to everyone else. Join our mailing list if you'd like a coupon code for the CD that is good at Amazon.com and Createspace.com 

 

Thanks for checking the updates, I'll be putting up some pictures of the end result very soon!!! We are very happy with how this turned out, we hope you enjoy it. 

 

Bright smiles and clear skies tell no lies, like your beautiful eyes. 

Caldera - updates to site

Did a few cosmetic updates to the site. Also added the flash player with a few secret Caldera songs. Good luck getting it to work though!! You might enjoy it if you do....

Well, that's it for me. This time change is fucking me up. I keep going to sleep at 8 am, 9 am. I need a life....

Oh yeah, in completely unrelated news, THE NEW CALDERA CD IS OUT.....

Check out the press release.....

go and buy that shit.....(digital version)

go and buy that shit.....(CD)

Caldera - Links

We have added several links and will be constantly updating this section. Check it often. 

Caldera - iPhone apps, Showcases and YLAF!!

Well fans, busy days out there for the Caldera crew. We are currently developing an iphone app (screenshot below) 

app dev

Here are a few shots of the actual app: 

app home screen

 

app back and the icon

app icon

More details will be released soon, keep up-to-date on the site for more info!! 

Also in the cool news department, we have our site featured on FourFour's showcase page you can see it here along with our review of Fourfour.com (Thanks Steve!!) Please check out some of the other bands on the site, they are fantastic!! 

Also--the newest addition to the Caldera Collection is now available for download on Amazon MP3 and will be available by CD as early as Tuesday!! It's a nice surprise for us and you. Enjoy people!!

That's all for now folks, follow us on twitter (@Calderahater)

Peace!!

 

 

Caldera - YLAF MP3 version

Aaahhh it has finally arrived. You can download the MP3 version of the stupidest album you'll ever regret buying. But in the days of the struggling economy, there is nothing better than 28 songs for 6 bucks bitches!!!! 

You can purchase this peice of shit by clicking right here.

You are more beautiful than sunshine 

Smile Sun

Caldera - 44 Site Updates

Changed the layout, added some videos, links and lots of items in the store. I am still trying to get the music up, however the site is having some technical issues. If any of you have any photos to provide please feel free to email them to us. We'd love to put them up. We've received a few and will be posting them soon. 

Hope you like the new digs! Wish there were some way for people to comment on the News Updates....

Fertility Statue

Caldera - Site Updates

 

Just a few updates, added all streaming MP3 files for three albums (will be uploading the others later on.) Also issued a Press Release for the new album. There are also a few links added in the links section. We have a few videos that Caldera did the music for listed in the video section. Also added a bunch of merch in the store. Thanks for checking it all out!! 

 

Caldera's 4th Cumming Soon

CALDERA'S 4TH ALBUM HITS STORES SOON!!

Check back for an update, but should be some time in the next few weeks or so. It may be available for download on Amazon in the next few days. Will update as soon as something is known. Thanks for all your patience, I know it's been a few years. Hopefully you fucking shit heads will appreciate some good 'ole fashion Christian Alternative Adult Rock goodness. If not, fuck you!! 

For everyone that is unaware, the newest album will be about $10 for the CD (which includes some lame-ass artwork) and about $7 for an on-line download, may be cheaper. We choose to release via createspace because of DRM issues. It will eventually be available on iTunes, however we wanted to get it out there to all our fans as quickly as possible with no limitations on how you use it. If we have someone accessing this site from a Library because they are too poor to own their own computer and, logically, not able to afford the exorbitant amount of the CD or Download; there are scholarships and grants available to obtain some type of copy. Just email bryan the mayan (at) gmail (dot) com. 

We look forward to taking control of your minds very soon, please bear with us during our sloppy roll-out. Applause!! 

Track Listing YLAF

1 Everything's Fine (1:07.33)

Song, Lyrics and Production by Bryan Perryman

 

2 Cash Money U.S.A (1:05.11)

Song, Lyrics and Productions by Bryan Perryman; Thanks to Garageband 

 

3 Jesus'ed (2:58.56)

Music by Blake Perryman; Lyrics by Bryan Perryman

 

4 Him (2:19.74)

Music by Blake Perryman; Lyrics by Bryan Perryman

 

5 My Little Girlfriend (1:35.29)

Music by Blake Perryman; Lyrics by Bryan Perryman

 

6 Yours (1:38.67)

Song, Lyrics and Productions by Bryan Perryman; Thanks to Garageband

 

7 Doin' the Do (Ft. Efluence; G  - Nugget; Roberto Escamillo) (7:01.16)

Produced by Bryan Perryman; Lyrics by Various Artists (see looperman.com)

 

8 Long Road to Realization (things have changed) (2:39.16)

Song, Lyrics and Productions by Bryan Perryman

 

9 Argue (1:48.73)

Song, Lyrics and Productions by Bryan Perryman; Thanks to Garageband

 

10 Photosynthesis (4:28.60)

Song, Lyrics and Productions by Bryan Perryman

 

11 Please Dispose of Me Properly (0:40.03)

Music by Joe Campos; Lyrics and Productions by Bryan Perryman

 

12 Prince (4:04.00)

Music by Joe Campos; Lyrics by Bryan Perryman 

 

13 of the Morning (2:15.70)

Music by Blake Perryman; Lyrics by Bryan Perryman

 

14 Monster (2:00.27)

Song, Lyrics and Productions by Bryan Perryman; Thanks to Garageband

 

15 Saw (I just wanted to see you...) (2:42.16)

Song, Lyrics and Productions by Bryan Perryman

 

16 Raped (1:49.47)

Song, Lyrics and Productions by Bryan Perryman; Thanks to Garageband

 

17 Light My Way (2:36.51)

Music by Blake Perryman; Lyrics by Bryan Perryman

 

18 Love Waltz (2:19.00) 

Song, Lyrics and Productions by Bryan Perryman; Thanks to Garageband

 

19 Then She Found God (2:37.68) 

Song, Lyrics and Productions by Bryan Perryman; Thanks to Garageband

 

20 Alone (in my mind) (1:40.54)

Song, Lyrics and Productions by Bryan Perryman; Thanks to Garageband

 

21 Apocryphal Him (2:01.00) 

Song, Lyrics and Productions by Bryan Perryman; Thanks to Garageband

 

22 Dead Soldiers (3:37.13) 

Produced by Bryan Perryman; Lyrics by Various Artists (see looperman.com)

 

23 Fall too Far (1:35.33) 

Song, Lyrics and Productions by Bryan Perryman; Thanks to Garageband

 

24 Bird's in the Sea (1:45.45) 

Song, Lyrics and Productions by Bryan Perryman

 

25 Control of the Empty Hole (2:45.18) 

Song, Lyrics and Productions by Bryan Perryman

 

26 Girl I Love (2:12.52) 

Music by Joe Campos; Lyrics by Bryan Perryman

 

27 Sun Will Drive Us Home (3:19.25) 

Song, Lyrics and Productions by Bryan Perryman

 

28 Sleep (1:50.49) 

Song, Lyrics and Productions by Bryan Perryman